I must thank my high-tech blog security system for stopping the attempted takeover of Marvelous Middle Grade Monday this week. As you can see, this was NOT an amateur effort, but a serious attack by professionals.
After careful investigation, I’ve uncovered the identity of the perpetrator—one of Cindy’s real cats, Misty. Obviously, she is trying to personally benefit from my reputation as the premier Professional Mews/Imaginary-Cat-Book-Recommender in the world.
It’s lucky I was able to catch this security breach before irreparable damage was done to my illustrious reputation. Please study the differences in these two photographs so you can be sure to recognize the true Flash, Feline Extraordinaire.
Misty, a traitorous imposter
The REAL Flash, Feline Extraordinaire
And rest assured, my blog security system will remain on high alert until this fraudulent Flash has been brought to justice.
